TimeSyphon

So anyway, today I didn’t have plans or immediate business  to take care of at lunch.  Idle hands.  Of course I explored.  It started out innocent, seeing where the other end of a road was. Turns out I already knew, I had just never made the connection.  I have now officially made said connection, and it is unfulfilling.  I’m some sort of compulsive collector, so since I was “close” I went to Burger King to get a Halo 3 bag (last time I just got a cup).  Anyway, I just got a regular bag again, and regular cup this time, leaving me still without accomplishment.  In fact, since fast food will kill you I’d say I was firmly in the hole, a hole no amount of generic cups will dig me out of.  Naturally I drove down another road.  I almost didn’t, since reading two lane ending signs was not enough to make me slow down.  After a quick jaunt into a mobile home community (I didn’t want to say trailer park in case you’re reading this from one), and picking my now empty fry container out of the floorboard, I was ready to rock and continue rolling.  Oh, I got a Halo 3 fry box, wee.  My generic bag had also retained one fry, but that’s not important right now.  Had I accepted this small accomplishment at face value I would not have spent the better part of an hour driving down a road to fuckin nowhere.  I really expected to see a “no outlet” sign or a Delorean, something other than trees and farms.  I needed to make my way right (I don’t know the cardinal direction, like you care) but this particular road was intent on curving left.  It reminded me of my wang actually.  Anyway I got back to the office with 4 minutes of lunch remaining – plenty of time to eat my Whopper Jr and one fry.  I also had time to clean my car, get a good start on my colossal Vault (gag) and realize I could have actually posted here.  Now you know where my free time goes.  It’s stupid shit like driving around town, in this case the sticks, or debating what unhealthy thing I want to eat.  Sometimes I stare at the wall.

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