Yeah, I bought one of these a couple days ago. Normally I’d go with a DQ Blizzard, mc chris style, but not that day. Friday I went with a Hot Fudge Sundae, fortunately (or, unfortunately) I didn’t order nuts. Now, I don’t know if the employees were just screwing around with me or if they failed Physics, but what I got was this:
Yeah, the fudge at the bottom immediately created a hot moat of molten fudge and cream, rapidly weakening the foundations of my ice cream dick. I put it in my cup holder and jabbed the spoon into its pee hole, pretending I was driving stick back to the office. I had to get a picture for you, the loyal reader, no matter the personal cost. That fool was leaning like Pisa, but I managed to get back with only one cream droplet on my console.
Anyway, you owe it to yourselves to read this:
Wiki Phallic Entry And since I typed it, now go Google “Phallic Entry”
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