Archive for the “Holidays” Category
Listen. I don’t know how you’ve been handling yourself this year. Probably a lot, amirite?
Today is the third annual celebration of a TimeSyphon holiday. Timeless takes place each year on June 15th, hence my horrible double post. I say horrible because this double post comes on the heels of a post drought, yet I’m not explaining why. Odd? Lazy? Two parts awesomesauce and one part Spaghetti-O’s? Regardless, on with the show. How does one celebrate Timeless? It’s easy really, you simply present a friend or casual stranger with this picture:
You have living, breathing proof that you got laid at least once. Or you were used terribly in a manner which will haunt you for the rest of your life, possibly inflicting emotional trauma of an unimaginable scale on those you love. But, congratulations either way. Both are impressive. I have a gift for you. Words of wisdom from my inbox.
Not just a Gears of War Achievement! Apparently it’s also not just a copycat (homage?) BlackSite: Area 51 Achievement either! The TimeSyphon had its first user signup, Iolis. Probably thought he could sneak in. Anyway, in honor of this internet baby step, he is granted immunity from being called a noob for 1 year. December 4, 2008 shall see this grace period expire though. Maybe it’ll be a holiday, hell I dunno. Guess I should start posting stuff. I have combined something I like decently (Halloween) with something that grates on me ( XD faces ) for a hybrid pumpkin of unstopable power.
Yeah, back in the pre-now, when survivor first aired Stateside, I remember a guy saying “Arrrr….it’s a dickhatch” in reference to Richard Hatch and his butt pirating. It’s catchy, no? See it’s his name, annnd what he does. Get it? Ahahaha. ha. Ever since that fateful day the line has been inextricably attached to any mention of Survivor, Pirates or Rich himself in my little brain. Just wanted to inflict that on you as well. Anyway, today is an important day. Today marks some unknown number of years that I have continued to forget this holiday. Every. Freaking. Year. I forget it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day until it’s too late. I mean seriously, how many times can I forget this. The only result is more bitterness and poorly told stories from my past. I’m putting this holiday in my calendar, and if you’re still reading next year I’ll write something good as a reward. It’ll be here before you know it. Possibly before I know it, but I have that reminder. God. |
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