TimeSyphon » Holidays http://www.timesyphon.com But what if you miss something? Sun, 05 Apr 2009 17:20:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Merry Crimbo http://www.timesyphon.com/2008/12/25/merry-crimbo/ http://www.timesyphon.com/2008/12/25/merry-crimbo/#comments Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:22:14 +0000 TimeSyphon http://www.timesyphon.com/?p=34 TGIChristmas Santa

Listen. I don’t know how you’ve been handling yourself this year. Probably a lot, amirite?
Santa doesn’t want to hear about your problems, he just wants you to be happy. Happy with what you have. Don’t be asking for a bunch of stupid crap. Go outside and play with the stuff you got today, and like. Didn’t get what you were really really wanting? Tough. Do not bitch to Santa. He is not your bitch.

Does Santa Look Like a Bitch?

]]> http://www.timesyphon.com/2008/12/25/merry-crimbo/feed/ 0 Timeless http://www.timesyphon.com/2008/06/15/timeless/ http://www.timesyphon.com/2008/06/15/timeless/#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:03:47 +0000 TimeSyphon http://www.timesyphon.com/?p=19 Today is the third annual celebration of a TimeSyphon holiday.  Timeless takes place each year on June 15th, hence my horrible double post.  I say horrible because this double post comes on the heels of a post drought, yet I’m not explaining why. Odd? Lazy?  Two parts awesomesauce and one part Spaghetti-O’s?

Regardless, on with the show.

How does one celebrate Timeless?  It’s easy really, you simply present a friend or casual stranger with this picture:

Timeless.

]]> http://www.timesyphon.com/2008/06/15/timeless/feed/ 0 Happy Father’s Day! http://www.timesyphon.com/2008/06/15/happy-fathers-day/ http://www.timesyphon.com/2008/06/15/happy-fathers-day/#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2008 00:49:47 +0000 TimeSyphon http://www.timesyphon.com/?p=18 You have living, breathing proof that you got laid at least once. Or you were used terribly in a manner which will haunt you for the rest of your life, possibly inflicting emotional trauma of an unimaginable scale on those you love. But, congratulations either way. Both are impressive.

I have a gift for you. Words of wisdom from my inbox.

Dad doesn\'t need any more ties

]]> http://www.timesyphon.com/2008/06/15/happy-fathers-day/feed/ 0 Always Remember Your First http://www.timesyphon.com/2007/12/09/always-remember-your-first/ http://www.timesyphon.com/2007/12/09/always-remember-your-first/#comments Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:27:24 +0000 TimeSyphon http://www.timesyphon.com/2007/12/09/always-remember-your-first/ Not just a Gears of War Achievement! Apparently it’s also not just a copycat (homage?) BlackSite: Area 51 Achievement either! The TimeSyphon had its first user signup, Iolis. Probably thought he could sneak in. Anyway, in honor of this internet baby step, he is granted immunity from being called a noob for 1 year. December 4, 2008 shall see this grace period expire though. Maybe it’ll be a holiday, hell I dunno.  Guess I should start posting stuff.

]]> http://www.timesyphon.com/2007/12/09/always-remember-your-first/feed/ 2 Happy Halloween XD http://www.timesyphon.com/2007/10/31/happy-halloween-xd/ http://www.timesyphon.com/2007/10/31/happy-halloween-xd/#comments Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:56:49 +0000 TimeSyphon http://www.timesyphon.com/2007/10/31/happy-halloween-xd/ I have combined something I like decently (Halloween) with something that grates on me ( XD faces ) for a hybrid pumpkin of unstopable power.

XD Pumpkin

]]> http://www.timesyphon.com/2007/10/31/happy-halloween-xd/feed/ 0 Arrrr…it’s a Dickhatch http://www.timesyphon.com/2007/09/19/arrrrits-a-dickhatch/ http://www.timesyphon.com/2007/09/19/arrrrits-a-dickhatch/#comments Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:32:57 +0000 TimeSyphon http://www.timesyphon.com/2007/09/19/arrrrits-a-dickhatch/ Yeah, back in the pre-now, when survivor first aired Stateside, I remember a guy saying “Arrrr….it’s a dickhatch” in reference to Richard Hatch and his butt pirating. It’s catchy, no? See it’s his name, annnd what he does. Get it? Ahahaha. ha. Ever since that fateful day the line has been inextricably attached to any mention of Survivor, Pirates or Rich himself in my little brain. Just wanted to inflict that on you as well.

Anyway, today is an important day. Today marks some unknown number of years that I have continued to forget this holiday. Every. Freaking. Year. I forget it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day until it’s too late. I mean seriously, how many times can I forget this. The only result is more bitterness and poorly told stories from my past. I’m putting this holiday in my calendar, and if you’re still reading next year I’ll write something good as a reward. It’ll be here before you know it. Possibly before I know it, but I have that reminder. God.

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