TimeSyphon » Christmas http://www.timesyphon.com But what if you miss something? Sun, 05 Apr 2009 17:20:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Merry Crimbo http://www.timesyphon.com/2008/12/25/merry-crimbo/ http://www.timesyphon.com/2008/12/25/merry-crimbo/#comments Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:22:14 +0000 TimeSyphon http://www.timesyphon.com/?p=34 TGIChristmas Santa

Listen. I don’t know how you’ve been handling yourself this year. Probably a lot, amirite?
Santa doesn’t want to hear about your problems, he just wants you to be happy. Happy with what you have. Don’t be asking for a bunch of stupid crap. Go outside and play with the stuff you got today, and like. Didn’t get what you were really really wanting? Tough. Do not bitch to Santa. He is not your bitch.

Does Santa Look Like a Bitch?

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